Tomorrowland

Since last year, I had wanted to go to Tomorrowland. It's a 3 day 2 nights party, booze and dance gangbang schingdaling rave situated in the middle of nowhere (actually, it's in the town of Boom in Belgium. Cute name, eh?). I thought I could save up the RM10k ++ for the entire trip. The tickets for Tomorrowland 2013 were going on sale this week and guess what? They sold out within a matter of days.

Check this video out. How can you not want to go there? Although there are definitely a long string of pros (cute boys, awesome DJ line up, hot chicks, booze, international hunks, more booze, some Belgium scenary), there's also a few cons:

1. If you study the video, there's tons of hot chicks in bikinis and hot pants. Only one of my thighs can fit into them dang hotpants; what more a size 10 bikini do to hold up my boobs? And then you'd say "Who ask you to wear bikini??". I LIKE LA! I also want to show off ma... But I look like dugong in bikinis. So, maybe just wear sarong.

2.  Who on earth can party for 3 days 2 nights straight? I'd probably dance for 2 hours, then rest for 2 hours. Then attempt to dance in the 5th hour for perhaps 30 mins, get drunk and then KO until the next day. Unless I Redbull the entire 3 days. Siok wei. Mata macam buring hantu. Then go party. With an orange topi.

3. Bo kaki. If I go alone, who is going to drag me back to the hotel room? Who is going to stop me from merabaing all those cute guys? Who is going to tell me to pull my sarong up when it's falling off? So many embarassing scenarios can be avoided with a good kaki.

4. My funny friend said he cannot go - cause he too short. Yes, applies to me too. All I'd see is ketiaks and more ketiaks. Bonus if I see cute ass. But if I see an ass at my face height, I should probably worry. Either got tall freaks invasion or I'm too stoned to stand up straight.

5. RM10k is a lot. Got better things to do with 10k. Like.... set up my own rave. Yeah. That's a good idea.

Sighs. Maybe next year. If I strike lottery. Then I'll go. With a kaki.