Translation needs GPS

Here are more weird lines that I simply cannot comprehend.
Whoever did the Chinese - English translation has to be smoking something illegal.

哥享受的不是孤独，是寂寞！
What Brother enjoys is not aloneness; it's loneliness.
(...... ... . ... Wha..?)

花边的睡裙配上随意的木屐，整个人都完全放松了
Laced sleeping gown with wooden clogs makes one completely relax.
(How can one relax when wearing clogs???)

全身上下似乎都散发着夏威夷的味道。
Whole body as if fills with Hawaii's flavor.
(... I'm curious as to how does Hawaii tastes like? Pineapple perhaps?)

简单、随意，没错，这就是青春！

Simple, at will, correct, and this is youth!
(What, the, f-, and... f-this*hit!)


There goes my day at the office...

Lost in Translation

I was proof reading some in-game text for an online game (for kids younger than 14), and I came across this line (in Chinese),

喜欢极限运动吗？跟我来吧！

The CORRECT translation (from translate.google.com) should be:
Like extreme sports? Come with me!

Guess what their copywriter came up with?
Do you like maximal sports? Let's come with me!

...... Oh yeahh... Sounds like FUN!...

Wth...

Hotel City : A Facebook Game

And so... I play Hotel City on Facebook. Occasionally.

Well, I mean once a day. A couple of times a day, really.

.......Fine. I'm a Facebook lurker. (I Live on Facebook. Happy?)

So, as I was wondering whether I should get the Swimming Pool extension or the Big Room extension, I was wondering how much coins would I earn from each per minute.

And so... I calculated. (on Windows calculator cause HR has no more calculators in stock)

Pool : 3.5 coins per minute (in the picture, it's the blue colour... hall.. with 4 people drowning in it)
Restaurant : 1.8 coins per minute
Cinema : 1.67 coins per minute
Bar : 1.5 coins per minute
Gym : 1.2 coins per minute

Big room : 1.75 coins per minute
Small room : 1 coin per minute
Budget room : 0.5 coin per minute

And so... After my intensive and exhausting research, I should now invest in more Swimming Pools.

Yay.